she’s a square
the other day we bumped into a building size nine year old girl at Trafalgar Square. she was made of wood and screws and ropes and was operated by a bunch of French people wearing Victorian Jackets. it was all very Jules Verne meets Steam Boy on your way to lunch — the whole city was running after this girl. she was just going through the day taking a shower at the park, taking a leak at a random corner and riding her bike. and, you guessed right, she was followed by a giant mechanical elephant.

May 16th, 2006 at 9:36 am
haha amazing! Funny they decided to include taking a leak on the sidewalk as one of her activities. Is that normal over there?
-Chris (from puritan America)
May 16th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
that is fucking cool. although i think i would freak out if i just saw that thing walk by my window.
May 17th, 2006 at 12:11 am
she also relapsed gas, there was a loud drum bit, just one, and the back of her skirt floated for a second. realism.
May 17th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
I can appreciate that.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:22 am
That’s amazing. I wish the pictures on the “Sultan’s” site were bigger . . . any videos around of this event?
May 20th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Whoa, awesome.
May 20th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Here are some of the videos of the Sultan’s Elephant performances: http://www.youtube.com/results?search=royal+de+luxe&search_type=search_videos
May 26th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Largest puppet ive ever seen, compliments to the men and women responsible.